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My Crazy Life
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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlv)

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notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

(Source: mominleggings)

omgthatdressxx:

How to Pack Luggage?

ailarii:

climbeduptherabbithole:

ashleyiszen:

embryonic-journey:

taersxoxo:

Eventually, the world is going to end, or at least life on Earth as we know it, and when it does, it is probably going to be by one of these terrifying methods. Prepare yourself for the worst by reading about them before they happen!

Read more: The Most Likely Ways On How The World Will End

This is so fucking interesting & yet so fucking scary

THAT FUKCING SUPERVOLCANO IS TERRYFING AF

The over population thing won’t be a problem if we just kill the stupid people.

- No really…can we kill the stupid people? Conservatives go first.

shit. the super volcano is the worst i live so close by it…

basically we are all going to die. 

Just saying, it doesn’t really matter how close you live to the super volcano or anything else. If one thing goes wrong we’re all basically fucked

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

shittier:

omg

(Source: blueexorcist)

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threewords-imthedoctor:

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

threewords-imthedoctor:

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

Remember these things when you’re sad:

  1. Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
  2. Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
  3. Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
  4. Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
  5. Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
  6. Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
  7. And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlv)

(Source: dayzea)

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

(Source: mominleggings)

omgthatdressxx:

How to Pack Luggage?

ailarii:

climbeduptherabbithole:

ashleyiszen:

embryonic-journey:

taersxoxo:

Eventually, the world is going to end, or at least life on Earth as we know it, and when it does, it is probably going to be by one of these terrifying methods. Prepare yourself for the worst by reading about them before they happen!

Read more: The Most Likely Ways On How The World Will End

This is so fucking interesting & yet so fucking scary

THAT FUKCING SUPERVOLCANO IS TERRYFING AF

The over population thing won’t be a problem if we just kill the stupid people.

- No really…can we kill the stupid people? Conservatives go first.

shit. the super volcano is the worst i live so close by it…

basically we are all going to die. 

Just saying, it doesn’t really matter how close you live to the super volcano or anything else. If one thing goes wrong we’re all basically fucked

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

shittier:

omg

(Source: blueexorcist)

(Source: namikazing)

threewords-imthedoctor:

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

threewords-imthedoctor:

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

Remember these things when you’re sad:

  1. Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
  2. Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
  3. Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
  4. Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
  5. Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
  6. Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
  7. And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag

image

(Source: johnnytuturro-solano)

My Crazy Life
Music Code Here

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlv)

(Source: dayzea)

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

(Source: mominleggings)

omgthatdressxx:

How to Pack Luggage?

ailarii:

climbeduptherabbithole:

ashleyiszen:

embryonic-journey:

taersxoxo:

Eventually, the world is going to end, or at least life on Earth as we know it, and when it does, it is probably going to be by one of these terrifying methods. Prepare yourself for the worst by reading about them before they happen!

Read more: The Most Likely Ways On How The World Will End

This is so fucking interesting & yet so fucking scary

THAT FUKCING SUPERVOLCANO IS TERRYFING AF

The over population thing won’t be a problem if we just kill the stupid people.

- No really…can we kill the stupid people? Conservatives go first.

shit. the super volcano is the worst i live so close by it…

basically we are all going to die. 

Just saying, it doesn’t really matter how close you live to the super volcano or anything else. If one thing goes wrong we’re all basically fucked

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

shittier:

omg

(Source: blueexorcist)

(Source: namikazing)

threewords-imthedoctor:

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

threewords-imthedoctor:

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

Remember these things when you’re sad:

  1. Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
  2. Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
  3. Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
  4. Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
  5. Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
  6. Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
  7. And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag

image

(Source: johnnytuturro-solano)